| Name | Gender | Age | Cost | Skills |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Axel Gray | Male | 21y 11m | €3 185 p/t | Acoustic Guitar (100) |
| Egbert Roth | Male | 30y 3m | €3 102 p/t | Drummer (100) |
| Hilda Evans | Female | 31y 2m | €3 191 p/t | Vocalist (100) |
| Uriah Underwood | Male | 30y 1m | €3 056 p/t | Wind (Other) (100) |
| Owen Edmondson | Male | 30y 7m | €3 091 p/t | Keyboards (100) |
| Igor Sloan | Male | 29y 8m | €3 197 p/t | Bass Guitar (100) |
| Name | Status | Release date | Position | Last position | Highest position | Days | Album |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Rise Up! Rise Up! | Archived | 2022-12-27 | - | 114 | 4 | 15 | Worst Random Songs vol. 24 |
| More That A Feeling | Archived | 2023-09-03 | - | 141 | 6 | 15 | Worst Random Songs vol. 29 |
| Stuff No One Says | Archived | 2023-08-22 | - | 142 | 5 | 15 | Worst Random Songs vol. 29 |
| I Can’t Go For That (No Can Do) | Archived | 2023-08-11 | - | 155 | 2 | 15 | Worst Random Songs vol. 28 |
| All | Archived | 2023-06-28 | - | 125 | 5 | 15 | Worst Random Songs vol. 28 |
| Crazy Horses | Archived | 2023-11-03 | - | 153 | 4 | 15 | Worst Random Songs vol. 30 |
| Name | Status | Release date | Album songs | Singles in album | Position | Last position | Highest position | Days |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Worst Random Songs vol. 30 | Archived | 2024-02-09 | 8 | 4 | - | 25 | 2 | 15 |
| Worst Random Songs vol. 16 | Archived | 2021-10-14 | 8 | 4 | - | 37 | 1 | 15 |
| Worst Random Songs vol. 15 | Archived | 2021-08-14 | 8 | 4 | - | 19 | 1 | 15 |
| Worst Random Songs vol. 3 | Archived | 2019-10-03 | 9 | 3 | - | 30 | 2 | 15 |
| Worst Random Songs vol. 26 | Archived | 2023-05-06 | 8 | 3 | - | 26 | 2 | 15 |
| Worst Random Songs vol. 28 | Archived | 2023-10-12 | 8 | 4 | - | 20 | 1 | 16 |
| Worst Random Songs vol. 8 | Archived | 2020-07-02 | 8 | 4 | - | 34 | 1 | 16 |
| Worst Random Songs vol. 9 | Archived | 2020-08-30 | 8 | 4 | - | 26 | 1 | 16 |
| Worst Random Songs vol. 14 | Archived | 2021-06-17 | 8 | 4 | - | 38 | 1 | 16 |
| Worst Random Songs vol. 12 | Archived | 2021-02-20 | 8 | 4 | - | 32 | 1 | 16 |
| Worst Random Songs vol. 27 | Archived | 2023-08-01 | 7 | 4 | - | 42 | 1 | 17 |
| Worst Random Songs vol. 19 | Archived | 2022-04-08 | 8 | 4 | - | 33 | 1 | 17 |